I got this from Sharon Stevens!  


SUPER GRANNY---DEFENDER OF JUSTICE
True story reported on the news in the USA Today
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, she
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.  She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
voice "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! "Get out of the car!" 
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.  They got out and ran like
mad.  The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.  She was so shaken that
she could not get her key into the ignition.  She tried and tried, and then it
dawned on her why.  A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or
five spaces farther down.  She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to
the police station. 
The sergeant to whom she told the story doubled over on the floor with
laughter.  He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying large handgun.
No charges were filed. .....ah, senior moments...
 
Sharon 


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