On 06 Oct 04  18:23:00, Ward Dossche got back to Danny Ceppa 
-> Re: A tough Mom!
 WD> That's an old-one..

So am I!  

Or, do you mean the joke?   

 > I got this from Sharon Stevens!
 
 
 > SUPER GRANNY---DEFENDER OF JUSTICE
 > True story reported on the news in the USA Today
 > An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,
 > she
 > found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.  She dropped her
 > shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of
 > her
 > voice "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! "Get out of
the car!"
 > The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.  They got out and ran
 > like
 > mad.  The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags
 > into
 > the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.  She was so shaken
 > that
 > she could not get her key into the ignition.  She tried and tried, and
 > then it
 > dawned on her why.  A few minutes later she found her own car parked four
 > or
 > five spaces farther down.  She loaded her bags into the car and then
 > drove to
 > the police station.
 > The sergeant to whom she told the story doubled over on the floor with
 > laughter.  He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale
 > men
 > were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
 > less
 > than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying large
 > handgun.
 > No charges were filed. .....ah, senior moments...
 
 > Sharon
 



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