Nick Mackechnie wrote to James Bradley, "Re: Vancouver...." on
07-09-05 08:09

 NM> Hiya James!

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 >I just know when and where to pucker. Have you ever said,
 >"I'd do anything once." I wouldn't. "Banana
bender..." Indeed!!!

 NM> I have said that.. however normally trashed, and not challenged enough to
 NM> even consider 'sword fighting' thanks very much ;-)

Well, being too hammered to get hard in a huricane... I better shut up
now. 

 >Better bring an inflatable sheep. Cows keep moving.

 NM> Her name is Barrrrbara.. ;-) Aren't you engaged to her?

It's not bestiality if the cow loves you! You don't want to know the
pregnancy test!

 >Van is not my kinda town. If it's the satellite cities, or right
 >downtown, I think I'd rather slit my throat than live there. Other
 >people love it, but there's too many 'holes in too tight a
 >place... Not my style.

 NM> So... where are you from then??

About a thousand miles drive west.

 NM> Sadly I'll have my laptop with me, but I don't envisage dialing any BBS's
 NM> :-)

Shoot, I was hoping for a blow by blow description about how much
trouble we can get you into.

 >You should really try to party with the Nufies. (People from
 >Newfoundland.) Their *children* will drink you under the table, and
 >have eggs ready by the time you're awake. Quite a breed of people. Be
 >sure to watch a few Canadian expose television if all you see is
 >60-minutes. Being a colony... No, your "founders" were Dutch, right?

 NM> lol.. Well I guess I'd be keen to give the Nufies a run for their money.

Nonono... You don't know what you're in for.

 NM> My father was Manager of a few breweries and i certainly can and have
 NM> destroyed my fair share of egos by drinking them under the table..

They eat salt port, salt cod, and salt eggs. They show *UP* to the
party pickled! If you ever get the chance, try to get "screeched in."

"D'ya ever kiss a fish, Billy?"


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