That's an old-one..
 
Ward
 
> I got this from Sharon Stevens!
 
 
> SUPER GRANNY---DEFENDER OF JUSTICE
> True story reported on the news in the USA Today
> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,
> she
> found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.  She dropped her
> shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of
> her
> voice "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! "Get out of
the car!"
> The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.  They got out and ran
> like
> mad.  The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags
> into
> the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.  She was so shaken
> that
> she could not get her key into the ignition.  She tried and tried, and
> then it
> dawned on her why.  A few minutes later she found her own car parked four
> or
> five spaces farther down.  She loaded her bags into the car and then
> drove to
> the police station.
> The sergeant to whom she told the story doubled over on the floor with
> laughter.  He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale
> men
> were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
> less
> than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying large
> handgun.
> No charges were filed. .....ah, senior moments...
 
> Sharon
 
 
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