While substituting for Q, The Nightwolf said, "You'll do anything I say?"
I shuddered when the words "Oddjobs" were uttered.

 DM> Todd wrote:

 >>  >> Except for being an illegal Elian in Miami.

 >>  Aac> I'll get you for that one Saturday.

 >> With the above topic, that sounds very rude and somewhat illegal.
 >> Rule 5:  Never give the /hentai/ Nightwolf ammunition.

 DM> Ahhh... the Tips for Survival in the world of Terok Nor.

 DM> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
 DM> (formerly DSN) EchoTips:
 DM>         #1 - Always word messages to David very carefully; and never
 DM>                 ever say the word "Sheep" around the Nightwolf.
 DM>         #2 - Never ever ask Dex if he has a trenchcoat - he just may
 DM>                 think a demonstration is in order.
 DM>         #3 - Never tease the MaryRaptor unless you have a head start.
 DM>         #4 - When in doubt, blame Dex!
 DM>         #5 - Never ask Dex what position he wants you in when you
 DM>                 already know that the initiation involves Jello.

I would have said #6, but as Rick pointed out, there /is/ no #6.

 DM> Terok Nor EchoTips:
 DM>         #1 - The Tyrannosaur always wins.   (Unless Holly is involved)
 DM>         #2 - Watch out for flying voles... and the Stealth PG-13 sign.
 DM>         #3 - Always make sure the moderator is incapable of reaching a
 DM>                 BBS before posting rebellious comments.
 DM>         #4 - Anything you say will be misquoted & used against you.
 DM>                 (especially if your name is Danny Davids)
 DM>         #5 - In Revelations it says:  "And the T-Dex shall renounce the
 DM>                 Leather-Clad-Crinkled-One, and the Wolf of the Night
 DM>                 shall glow brightly..."
 DM>         #6 - There is no explanation for The Bob.

And then there's always some wise guy...

 DM>         #7 - No thinking on the Promenade... it upsets the janitors.
 DM>         #8 - When Scotty asks you if you want to go for a spin, SAY
 DM>              *NO*!
 DM>         #9 - Never say the word 'feel' around the Bard when his
 DM>              eyepatch has had more than the legal limit.

Somehow, this looks wrong.  Maybe it should have been "/illegal/ limit".

 DM> (created by: #'s 1, 2 & 3 reposted by Genevieve Neyland, #4 stolen from
 DM> a tagline by Syndi Rose, #5 - Anna Steven, #6 - Genevieve Neyland,
 DM> addendum to #2 by Danny Della Paolera & Joost Bruining, #7 - Joost
 DM> Bruining & David Masters, #8 - Joost Bruining, #9 - me!)
 DM> =======================================================================


Todd Sullivan
EchoArmorer,Volehunter,Proprietor-Armory&Survival/SportingGoodsStore,Peace
KeeperReject,The_Other_TaglineBoy.

... Never trust a smiling dragon picking its teeth with a two-handed sword.

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