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 MK> 13 Reasons Why It's Better To Have A Cat Than A
 MK> Girlfriend/Boyfriend:
 MK> 
 MK> 1.  A cat won't wake you up at 3 am because it wants
 MK> to make love to you.
 
No, but they do wake me up when playing.
 
 MK> 2.  A cat doesn't use the phone for hours.
 
But they do try to use their own LD communications, especially in
places where it echoes like hell! (Like the shower!)
 
 MK> 3.  A cat loves you until it dies.
 
True!
 
 MK> 4.  You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it
 MK> *knows* you do.
 
And they sure know how to tell you it back!
 
 MK> 5.  A cat never calls you on the phone in the middle
 MK> of the night saying "...ooooh I'm soooo druunk,
 MK> wiill youuu taaake meeee hooooooome..."
 
No, they never do complain, until almost it's too late!
Then you panic and go at warp speed to the vet!
 
 MK> 6.  You don't need to help your cat with Calculus or
 MK> Statistics.
 
They sure do try to "help" you though.
 
 MK> 7.  A cat doesn't care if you haven't been eating
 MK> for two days.
 
But they sure do care if THEY don't eat!
 
 MK> 8.  A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you.
 
Just spend the money on him/her.
 
 MK> 9.  You don't need to buy your cat expensive
 MK> presents on its birthday.
 
They do appreciate it though any other day though!
 
 MK> 10. You don't need to buy your cat's mother
 MK> expensive presents on her birthday.
 
Most cat owners never see their cat's mother.
 
 MK> 11. A cat doesn't say "no" when you want the two of
 MK> you to take a two week holiday on some romantic
 MK> island in West India.
 
But they sure are happy when you get back!
 
 MK> 12. If there's a mouse in the house, the cat kills
 MK> it, instead of making a lot of fuss about it.
 
They kill it, then they give it to you, and YOU end up making the fuss!
 
 MK> 13. A cat won't hate you if you have it castrated.
 
But you sure get some dirty looks at first!
 
Thanks for the list!
 
      Ross Sauer          patch@bbs.sts.net
 
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