Hi! Ed,

On Sat, 16 Mar 13, you wrote to me:

 EV> PLEASE Come up here to INDIANA, I need YOU REAL BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really wish I could, Ed.  (I'd love to visit the mid-west.)  But I'm
married, with children.  Even though they've both left home, we're still
paying towards their upkeep.

My eldest daughter intends to do the tourist thing to the west coast and
Vegas plus also the Grand Canyon, next year.  She has wisely listened to my
advice to not 'do' the east coast.  Too many freaks there.  ;-)

 EV> I've probably got some things here that You Know How To Fix because
 EV> of Your Past Exeriences.

Oh, if only you really knew.  I enjoy breaking new things.  Maybe you
wouldn't want me there.  :)

 EV> The Tagline in this message I found in a free weekly paper that I
 EV> picked up yesterday while I was in town.

It looks like it too.  (I usually avoid the funny 'quote of the day' in the
local rag.)

 EV> I THINK that You understand what it means as I do. Even though 
 EV> Everything is UPSIDE DOWN where You Live.  

Cheeky.  You can't fool me.  I've seen the NASA videos of the space station
orbiting around the south pole, and it's on top of the globe!

 EV> I'm still reading January messages................ DUH!

It can't be because my messages have to travel uphill.  No way!

(Check my tag.  It gets better when you recall that some Chinese get their
Ls & Rs pronounciation mixed up.)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Sign in a Chinese pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox