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From: Amber Thompson 
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qevan{at}attbi.com wrote:
>
> King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing
> him his latest creation. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large
> hole in the most obvious place which made it basically useless.
>
> "This is no good, Merlin!" the King exclaimed, "Look at
this opening. How is
> this supposed to protect my lady, the Queen, when I'm on a long quest?"
>
> "Ah, sire, just observe," said Merlin. He then selected his
most worn out
> wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He inserted it in the gaping
> aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down
> and cut it neatly in two.
>
> "Merlin, you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch.
"Now I can leave,
> knowing that my Queen is fully protected."
>
> After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon a
> lengthy Quest.
>
> Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he
> assembled all of his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their
> trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection.
>
> Sure enough, each and every one of them was either amputated or
> damaged in some way. All of them, except Sir Galahad.
>
> "Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur. "You are my one
and only true
> knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in
> my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours."
>
> But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.

 That joke, is older than I am.

--
Amber Thompson
AKA: Frostfire; AKA: MS Frost; AKA: Sasha Whitefur Define the label, don't
let the label define you.

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