From: "Phil Payne" 

> F*cking ... wan*ers ... isn't that a contradiction in terms?
> (Stolen from a Phil Payne post about an ISP - many, many years ago)

I had a post Bowdlerised yesterday.  I wrote "what a bitch" and
the forum now shows "what a pregnant dog".

Even funnier, I wrote "Wankel engine" on one forum and it
translated to "****el engine".

Everyone thought I meant "diesel".

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