-=> Quoting Vern Humphrey to Joe Dufresne <=-
JD>Perhaps not. but my favorite mean trick is to find someones car and
JD>glue pennies over the keyholes.
VH> You're a whimp, Joe -- a REAL man would squirt Crazy Glue INSIDE the
VH> key hole. :-)
My favorite ie Loc-Tite. Keys go in, dials rotate, but the co**-su**er just
won't open. Crazy glue IS effective, but just a tad obvious for my taste.
There is a certain charm in watching an individual continue to search for the
"right" key on the ring when he KNOWS DAMNED WELL THAT THIS IS THE
KEY!!!!!!!!!! "Locking Gas Cap" takes on a new meaning.
Takes almost no time too. Less time on target, less chance for gettin' one up
the tailpipe.
Just put your mind to it. There are many close tolerance mechanisms in your
(and their) life. Unsolved opportunities abound. Use your imagination.
Loc-Tite. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Disclaimer:
Of course you must realize that I am NOT advocating the use of ANY material
in a destructive or abusive manner. That would run directly counter to my
kind and generous nature. But musing about such things is such an enjoyable
pastime. };^)
Justifier:
And it just so happens that is secures those pesky threaded inserts on 1911
grips, too.
... A good way to deal with predators is to taste terrible. ___ Blue Wave/QWK
v2.12
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