Since John Perz yelled this at Dan Arico, I hollered this in response:
 -> How about one with rotating *barrels*?
 JP> Oh yeah!  You just let me know when I can buy a miniaturized vulcan
 JP> that I can conceal under a coat!
You -don't- have one?
Hell, I got mine in a box of Cracker Jacks.
:)
... Confucius say:  Man who meows ate pussy!
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