From: "Geo." 

"Monte Davis"  wrote in message
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> Imagine that Gary has an unknown enemy. This enemy has set off some
> cherry bombs and M-80s in places where Gary goes. He's also messed
> with Gary's home twice, once in 1993 when he tried unsuccessfully to
> set fire to the porch and once in 2001 when he cut the brake line on
> Gary's car, causing a nasty crash.
>
> Fortunately, Gary is now fully on the alert, screaming "What if this
> guy gets a machine gun? What if he gets an M-1 Abrams? What if he gets
> a MLRS?" and breaking into random neighbors' houses to see if he can
> find them.
>
> Personally, I'd suggest that based on past performance Gary invest
> more of that energy checking his water heater, smoke alarm, steering
> linkage, the dam up the hill, etc. But that's just me.,..

Exactly, I think the danger is they might steal a truck full of gasoline
and one full of chlorine and mix them downtown..

Geo.

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