DA>SG> I presume though that you'd have to use some sort of non-oil
DA>SG> lubricant - maybe graphite or teflon. Soapy water is designed to
DA>SG> remove oil from surfaces.
DA>SG> [Yes, I presume this question was mostly tongue in cheek, but I
DA>SG> still choose to give a serious answer. Now get in that tub so people
DA>SG> can stand to be in the same room with you!]
DA>Now, back to the original question: How do I manage to get in that tub
DA>with Pamela Lee Anderson?
You can't.  It's already a tight fit for Pam and I.  There's not
enough room for anyone else. :-)
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