>>> Clarence Hogan on Instant Eternal Happiness 
 WE> This reminds me of the Roman centurion who never killed Christians, he
 WE> just sent them to heaven where they wanted to be. 
 CH> Hummmmm, musta' missed that Roman centurion, who was he and where
 CH> did he get such power?
 
 WE> Many Roman centurions and even gladiators had such power.
 WE> It was given to them when their swords were issued.
 CH> Hummmmmm, am sho nuff lost now, but then history never was my cup
 CH> of tea!  
Oh, you poor lost soul.  This is Earth, heaven is over there.  If you missed 
your guide, sorry, you're stuck here.
... Angels are extraterrestrials 'cause they're out of this world.
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