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echo: home_schooling
to: BEN SANSING
from: DAVID NORTON
date: 1996-09-19 12:33:00
subject: Pigs?

>DN> I think it's neat having Mr. Senile Science Guy here, I have a lot
>DN> of questions:
> 
>DN> Can you tell me why the sky is blue and how to adjust sights and
>DN> how come the lottery doesn't draw the numbers on my ticket but the
>DN> traffic court ALWAYS gets money on my tickets?
> 
>Q: Why is the sky blue?
>A: When time to paint the sky rolled around, that color was on sale
Thanks!
>Q: How to adjust sights?
>A: use the big hammer
OK, I'll try it on Peter's gun....
>Q: How come the lottery doesn't draw the numbers on my ticket (etc)
>A: Your luck is defective and needs to be returned for a full refund
Where do I send it?
Take Care,
David R. Norton 
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