> Instant gratification.  Google it and have your answer within seconds.
> You'll know it's true because you found it on the internet.  No need
> to ask experts, as Mr. Google knows all.
 [...snip...]
> Yeah.  Nobody knows how to use those ancient tomes anymore.
> Much too bulky and hard to find.  Probably kept in some vault
> underneath the subways of NYC.  Besides, it's all on Google.

If I did not know any better, I might suspect you work for Google.  :)

Mike

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 * SLMR 2.1a * "I am EVIL Homer!  I am EVIL Homer!" - Homer