From: "Robert Comer" 

Hmmm, an Anti-Gary B. -- they better not ever meet. 

Anyway, as to your thread title, there's no reconciliation in sight and if
anything, it's going to get worse before it gets better.

- Bob Comer 


"Nolly Unvala"  wrote in message
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> My inbox today....
>
> "Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to
> leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of
> our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are
> states we want to keep.
>
> "And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal
> Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The
> Authentic America. Really?
>
> "Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers
> you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think
> they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your
> assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read
> the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing
> lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters,
> dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a
> reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
>
> "No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell
> and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American
> selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think
> those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue
> states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking
> Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We
> started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you
> Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred
years"
> dickheads. Fuck off.
>
> "Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant?
> What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think
> so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American.
> And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking
> bridges, bitch.
>
> "All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes
> to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority
> electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time
> Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to,
> but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep
> it, it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange
> juice.
>
> "The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the
government's money"
> is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most
> federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess.
> That's right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten
> states that receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy, asshole,
> they're blue states. It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our
> money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago?
> Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own "fucking stop
> signs, assholes.
>
> "Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern
> values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you
> fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you
> think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can
> you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay
> marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the
> neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate
> in the fucking nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this:
> 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and
> most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the
> highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking
> red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the
> Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.
>
> "But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah?
> Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards.
> Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right?
> Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time.
> Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and
> then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable
> formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as
> you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you
> self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets
> of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast
> Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It
> ain't us up here in the North, assholes.
>
> "Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing,
> federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou,
> hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
>
> "And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time.
>
> "Fuck off."

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