During the 4th year of the reign of William the Lecherous,
  Vern Humphrey spake thusly to Jeff Trowbridge...
JT> VH> So if I was to go into the john and spray the toilet paper
JT> VH> with OC, it
JT> VH> should be good for a few laughs, right? :-)
JT> VH> So that's why Janet Reno always has that scowl....   :)
 VH> She certainly seems to have a problem with constipation. :-)
 I would say that whole administration is that way.
 -JT
... Make welfare as hard to get as business permits.
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