>>> Clarence Hogan on Life and Death 
 CH> Didn't someone once say that ya' couldn't mix oranges and apples?  :)
 
 WE> Just you ask that varmint to get off to a grocery store and buy him a
 WE> couple of oranges and a couple of apples.  
 CH> 
 CH> Hummmmm, where do varmints keep their money and besides the sucker
 CH> would probably have them eaten by the time he got back!  :)  
So he mixed the apples and oranges!
 CH> What should I tell him to do with the water and the oil...?  :)  
You must have mixed this up.  Oil and vinegar are put on salads.
 WE> North American Indians had bad immigration laws. 
Although
 CH> my wife was almost full blooded Indian, I don't think she even knew
 CH> about the immigration laws, at least she never mentioned it if she
 CH> did and I am a History dummy!  
Yup, must of have had rather lax immigration laws.
... Cheers for the New Year!
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