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from: JOAN TUCKEY
date: 1997-08-11 10:54:00
subject: a funny

Hello All!
My daughter just send me this one and I thought all of you would enjoy it.
A very keen amateur gardener was proud of his ferns, the fronds of which were 
particularly fine specimens. The ferns were so spectacular that he won every 
flower show he entered them in. After many years he became bored with winning 
with the same plants so he decided to try his hand at growing and showing 
anenomes, but the results were a disaster.
He complained to his friend: "My fronds are absolute perfection," he 
complained, "but I just can't grow anenomes."
"Never mind," his friend said.
"With fronds like these, who needs anenomes!"
So long for now,
     Joan
 tuckey@planet.eon.net
 http://www.planet.eon.net/~tuckey/NUMBERS.HTML
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