G'morning Bob,

 BK>  Uh... I live on the other side of the world.

They won't think of looking for you there..

 BK>  I don't have another vacation until December. Sorry.

No problemo ... we've blessed with the presence of the new Dr Who 
down here - he can transport you in his Tardis...

 BK>> ... "Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the
 MM> national debt."
 MM> Well ... that's the old model; I have new plans...
 BK>  National bankruptcy?

Eliminate the young !

I've just assumed the presidency of the Adults' Hedonism Revolt, 
and just unleashed a maelstrom of ads promoting the concept - 
one's offering a Pacific Cruise where the kids are banished to a 
steerage kindergarten for the duration, and it's doing extremely 
well.

A leading AHR member, a professional high school teacher, has 
assured me that kids learn nothing until they're 12 or 13 anyway,  
so we'll sneak that factoid into ads for porno movies, naughty 
nights in town or something similarly important to adults...

Why should a grown-up's world be spoiled by ankle-biters ?

:-)
 
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