As All were wandering around looking for The Doctor, their walkmen
started playing "Oh what you said" by The Volehunters.

 Hehehehe... ]];> Long ones are prefixed w/ ; and at the bottom.

"Ook"  is my native language. - Jay P. Hailey
(After all, the latex in a Trek plot should be well Vulcanized.) - GarryS
*Morbidly* unsettling? Then my work is done here. ^_^ - BethanyS
*noted*   Stevie likes big Esses. - Qev'an
*shudder*  Garry with tits... - Qe'van
 Order the video and watch Judy in action.  
Ahhhhh go boil your head. - K'Terra to StevenM
And I realized my brains were squirting out of my head. - Jay P. Hailey
Any further questions?  Dictionary Guy is willing and waiting. - StevenM
As long as he doesnt lift his leg over it they'll survive. - Syndi
Awww...be brave and go for the thong bikini, Garry... - Qe'van
Better keep a close eye on that wallet of yers. :P - BethanyS
Blow me over, Canuks have some sense left. - GarryS
But we both know you just like rubbing it in my face... - MandyG
Dammit, 2 years 10 months and 5 days does NOT make me a "youngin!" - MandyG
Damn, that's a bit old... - DavidM    The video or Judy? *G* - Qe'van
Do I need to break out the spare bed? - GarryS
Doh! I am such a SUCKER! *lol* - MandyG
Druid... canadian... goes with the whole package - DDP
Er... your kids have a thing for frozen trout?   . - DavidM
Excuse me I need to lie over here and die of laughter. - GarryS
For Wireless you just have to shout yourself silly. - Jay P. Hailey
Garry, you look like a reincarnation, of Col. Sanders. - Amber
God, I'm weird.  yes, I am. - Jay P. Hailey
Good lord, don't tell me it's the R.O.U.S.'s mateing season again. - K'Terra
Great Maker!  No!  /FLASH/-/BACKS!!/  AAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!! - ToddS
Great Maker! You're really the EchoElminster!!  - ToddS
HEY, WOLFIE!  Break out the whipped cream; July 16. - ToddS
He oughta go jump Oprah then. - DavidM
Hey, Beth...how many times has Todd shot /you/ full of holes? - Qe'van
Hey, I've never gotten drunk and called you... yet. - DavidM
Hey, genetics only takes you so far. *snerk* - BethanyS
Hey, it's worked in the Nor for /years/ ! - Qe'van
Hey, you never know what'll you'll catch as a Volehunter... - David Masters
I *like* Flammable. - Garry -Phoenix- Stahl
I am going to EAT Jade, and I don't mean the friendly way.... - GarryS
I feel like a whack-a-mole...only not quite so moley. - Qe'van
I guess reading Nor is something, altho not entirely unlike, carrots. - JadeK
I have a thing for you, but It won't be mailed for a bit. - JPH to GarryS
I have to keep up appearances. - GarryS   Yes, Mr. Bucket. - Qe'van
I knew Texas had some harsh educational methods, Manders, but /DAMN/! - ToddS
I never knew Stevie was a fairy. - Qe'van
I never knew knives could talk, other than to pantomime "DIE!" - ToddS
I really do prefer not to do it alone. - tzxAzreal
I sort of like the Ferengi.  In a sort of Daffy Duck sort of way. - Jay P.
I swear that language was born in a random letter generator. - StevenM
I'd drool, but I have a smothering complex... - DDP
I'll flick anything sitting still long enough... - Qe'van
I'm Canadian, remember? Apology is second nature. - StevenM
I'm going to pay the flyimg monkeys overtime to get you for that one. - Holly
I've already pegged Todd as Akio. - Bethany
I've never been one to pay close attention to morality. - StevenM
Imagine the whiplash injuries you can instigate... - ToddS
Isn't that illegal...even in Florida? - Qe'van
It's Garry's pig! - Mandy  Sorry, Mandy, he beat you to it. - Steven
It's a great site, one I return to frequently. - GarryS
It's been a while since I have been thoroughly read! - Jay P. Hailey
It's my turn on Mandy next? - StevenM  Get in line. (TM & Copyright) - MandyG
It's politics.  Logic doesn't apply. - StevenM
It's small, and it's broken--  Hey, steven!  I found your ego! - ToddS
Keep it up, boy.  We'll have you pickin' cotton and peas in no time. - Qe'van
Kevin's an owl? - StevenM ; that would imply wisdom - GarryS
Look out, everybody!  The Bard's gonna do something /REALLY/ stupid! - ToddS
MOMMY!  GARRY'S BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN!! - Qe'van
My brain obviously isn't firing on all cylinders...much like my car. - SM
My name Raye Sullivan.  You freak out my brother.  Prepare to die. - ToriS
New game! 'How many strokes can you give your father in one thread?'! - BethS
No, I have more intelligence than a piece of wood. - GarryS
No, I'm perfectly contagious on my own, thanks. - BethanyS
Not a problem, as I can't find pumps in a men's Size 10. - ToddS
OK!  HIDE THE BOOZE!  STEPH'S BACK! - Qe'van
OOO, I know, I know!!  I vote smack him with the mallet. Repeatedly. - HollyS
Oh, no, I am NOT doing THAT again. Once was enough. - BethanyS
Oh, no, I'm /much/ too good for mere mortals. - Moebius
Oh, so I'm only a Redneck from 8a-5p M-F? That's no fun... *pout* - MandyG
Oh... my... god... - DavidM
Puu! said Mokona, and there was Jade.  And Mokona said, /Aiieee!!/
Say it, and we'll be playing "Welcome to The Machine" again, Sonny. - ToriS
Sharing brainpans is probably better than sharing bedpans... - DavidM
She won't give it to me. *grumble* - BethS
Silly armorer. I wasn't keeping it in _there_. - Holly
Sorry, I went to my first Anime Con and I'm not sure I've survived. - ToddS
Stomp all over my sarcasm, why don't you?  - StevenM
Thank god I'm normal.   - DavidM
That the Armorer is mad is no question.  Everyone here is quite mad. - GarryS
That would explain pubic hair and teeth as well... - Qe'van
That's between me and the goat. - BethanyS
The substance in question is white.  Let's not pursue this.  - StevenM
There is something vaguely wrong, but totally right about that. - GarryS
This is Terok Nor.  Spelling is irrelevant. - ToddS
Those snap-n-loc breasts are /expensive/ to replace. - Qe'van
To hell with Danny, /I/ will spank! - ToddS
Toody Loons? - Qe'van  Ducks got guns? - Garry
Trout! Trout! Trout! Trout! Trout! Trout! Trout! Trout! Trout! - GarryS
Try to give a guy a compliment and he bashes your head in.  - DD
Uh-oh... Stevie's thinking about blowing his 'bone again... . - DavidM
Well, I can see the doctors /didn't/ remove your sense of humor. - ToddS
What does he need a head for?  He doesn't use it for anything. - GarryS
What's it worth to you to keep me silent?   - ToddS
When I wear the other ones, they melt. - GarryS
Why Toddfather, what an incredibly huge paddle you have!! - JadeK
Why are Syndi's eyes glowing that way? - ToddS
Would a 'Vex' be a cross between a Vedek and Dex? - Qe'van
Wow, looks like I really am a glutton for punishment. - StevenM
Wow, what a mouthful. Oh well, another Canadian is never unwelcome. - StevenM
You boinked your daughter? - StevenM   She's my _niece_. - ToriS
You guys have entirely too much free time in chemistry lab... - Qe'van
You know how long it's been since i've had a good paddling?? - JadeK
You obviously haven't met my staff... - GarryS
You realize she's going to kill us both, of course. - Todd to Garry
oops. - GarryS

;  'I WANT you!' - James  'I know.' - Amy
;  'I _don't_ want to know, I _don't_ want to know...'- Anna

;  (Still doesn't explain Todd... ) - DavidM
;  Todd can't be explained, merely experienced. - Qe'van

;  *THUD*  Ouch....Has anyone seen my ass??  It just fell off. - K'Terra
;  *grabbing a quick piece of Terrie's ass* - Qev'an
;  Hey!!!!!!!  GIVE  THAT BACK!!!!!!!! - K'Terra

;  *starts lustily singing "Mack The Knife"* - Qe'van
;  Well it didn't hurt his taste in music any. - GarryS

;  Evidently the forces of darkness come with leather, latex, and
;  a kinky attitude! - Jay P. Hailey

;  Hey, I'm not /that/ old... USS /Saratoga/ was only a year or
;  two older than me... - ToddS

;  How big /are/ Todd's tits?  *G* - Qev'an
;  I dunno, I'm not THAT crass. Yet. :P - BethanyS

;  It comes with a pair of Extra-Large Breasts . I ain't
;  complaining. - BethS

;  Jokes are worthless when you need to explain them. - Nightwolf
;  That's what I have /you/ for. - Todd

;  Just remember that a proper Norian is neither kind nor merciful,
;  and they strive for an excruciatingly painful, lingering death.
;  Unless you're pressed for time, of course.  So sez the Armorer. - ToddS

;  Make that a bubble-pipe dream... - Qev'an
;  NNNOOOOOOO!!!!  Not The Thread That Wouldn't Die!! - ToddS

;  My therapists keep curling into fetal positions. - Qev'an
;  Gee, wonder why? *g* - BethanyS

;  Someone's telling me to stop thinkin' I know anything
;  AND IT'S MY BRAIN! - JPH

;  That's why I've patented turning people into amazing torso
;  thingies. *G* - K'T

;  The only drawback was that I smelled like pumpkin for a few hours
;  after that. - BethanyS

;  There's very little that's more fun than messing with young
;  teenaged minds. - Jay P. Hailey

;  This is a bit unsetling to see everyone arguing over who gave
;  Todd what. - ToriS
;  As long as the penecillin works, who cares?   . - DavidM

;  Weird. First time I've ever seen anyone drink the bottom half of
;  a beer. - Qe'van2Gary

;  What's a Texan know about illegalities in Florida? - ToddS
;  Got one a Presidency, no? *G* - Qe'van

;  What's this? Our Echo-Resident-/Hentai/ (pervert/wierdo) is
;  *squeamish*? - Tori

;  You want flame wars, you bloody stupid Canuck, we'll give you flame
;  wars! - DavidM


                         Regards,
                            The Doctor
RomulanJediMasterGraduateOfTheC.O.B.R.A.Academy,MemberDNRC|  Paul Williams
AndOwnerOfTheTardisCurrentlyStuckInTheShapeOfAPortaPotty  | KB5IVG{at}juno.com

... "No way! It's ME! I! Am! Sailor! Prophet!" -- GenGen
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