On 4/24/2005 4:36 PM, JACK YATES wrote to TERRY DURFEE:

->  TD> ->  But I'm retired and on a fixed income.  Is 50 cents an
->  TD> -> acceptable opening bid??
-> 
->  TD>  Fiddy Cent is worth more than that, but a photo of me is rarer than a
->  TD> 60 year old white, woman rapper in a bluegrass band.
-> 
-> You've taken up the banjo?

 I never could play a banjo.  I couldn't handle an odd number 
 of strings.  Guitars hurt my finger tips, and a fiddle makes 
 me sneeze.  Must be the cat gut I'm allergic to.  I've taken 
 up the Kazoo.  I hope I can master it in a few years. 
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