From: "brentb" 
Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.channeling
Organization: Goober Systems
Original Date: Wed, 02 Apr 1997 13:58:40 -0600
The calling
A modern day sci-fi adventure story
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Dear human,
Don't you think it is about time we joined the mother ship? I have been told
we are to shed our containers and join the orbiting space vehicle behind the
Haley-bopp comet. Can't you feel the joy and release? It is such a pure 
lace,
uncontaminated with terrestial care. You see, it is the Level Higher Than
Human. That is to say; godmen. You may be counted worthy to rule over
kingdoms in a spaceship of your very own! Don't be left behind!
I know you can feel the tug of the spirit. Don't be fooled by your natural
human thinking which does not understand the things of god. Let go of your
mind and be free. Give in to this sprit. You know it feels right. You know.
Deep
down inside you can't deny it. Something is telling you this is it. Cast down
the thoughts of resistance and doubt! They are from the devil! It is now time
to join the mother spacecraft.
Your mind is in a struggle, I know. However, attempts at resisitance are
futile. You have been chosen to join the crew and we will never give up. Soon
you will joyfully see your true identity with us. It is such a joy and peace
inside. This world has nothing to offer you. Haven't you been disappointed by
nearly everything you've experienced down here? A life of pure ecstasy
awaits. Come Join Us. We are waiting for you.
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I can tell from your hesitation that the devil has come and snatched the seed
from your heart. Don't you want to be the good ground? I know these times of
struggle are difficult. I myself at first resisted the spaceship too. Do not
take this matter lightly human. It is a serious matter of god's calling. This
is
the proving ground.
Many doubts and questions will arise. This is natural. The enemy wants to
keep you from this glorious future. How grateful are you to god? How much
are you willing to show you are serious about him? Are you willing to go one
mile, two? What if god asks you to cut your hair short and wear conservative
clothes? Will you do that for him? You can feel the resounding "Yes!" deep
inside. I think you hear the calling. Don't deny it. A still small voice is
speaking to you inside. Only those willing to follow can be saved.
If you will do all these things for god, what more will you do? Will you be
bonkers for god? Hilariously insane for god? We must be willing to shout "I
am bonkers for god!!, bonkers for god!!" repeatedly and with feeling. What if
god wants you to give up all for him? How much are you willing to give back
to him for saving you? Just a little of your heart? You pitiful ingrate, you
are
not worthy of this kingdom.
Ask youself if you are worthy to join us. The boarding pass is only good for 

short while. Do not tarry with indecision. Now is the time!
Do not think this gift is offered to everyone!  You are part of a select 
chosen
few. Don't take this calling for granted. Just think, out of the millions
on this
planet, only you and a few other dimwits are willing to consider this! Think
of the odds. The mathematical possibilities boggle the mind. Treasure this
very special word. It is a sign, an omen of your calling. I can only hope -
weeping - that this deep burden does not fall upon deaf ears. Oh how I suffer
for you! Do not be left behind with the lost!
Haven't you felt awkward at some parties? Like you don't fit in? Why do you
feel this way? Didn't you feel alienated in high school and hard to find 
dates?
This too is a sign. As part of the select chosen few, we will never find 
eace
in this world. Believe me, I have done all the living in this life that you
will
ever need to hear about.
Take my word for it; there is nothing out there. I have been sent to tell 
ou.
Nothing satisfies; vanity of vanities - all is vanity and the chasing of the
wind!  Renounce it all! Can't you feel the freedom! This calling is not a 
small
thing. Store these things deep into your heart; weigh and consider them with
much meditative chanting, rocking and Turrett's syndrome-like outbursts. It
is for your own good!
We love you human. Everybody here loves you. It is such a joyous place of
peace. Oh the sweetness and the life! You can be lifted to the third heavens!
We only want you to be happy and find that elusive answer to life you've been
seeking for. You have been given a unique opportunity to join the crew of the
mother ship. The offer will not come again.
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Ok I know I said the last call was the last, but we chanted for a few hours
and I got the sign to write again. It glowed on the wall as a flashing shadow
dancing with a strobe-staccacoed rythym. The sign on the wall said; "tell the
flock one more time." I could not disobey even though the boarding pass had
expired. Who was I to question the flashing strobe shadow?
Deep in your human spirit you will hear the speaking from the mother ship.
The signal beams down at ya: "We need you up here. Our old containers are
worn out. Come provide fresh vehichles. We love you."
The testimony is clear. Are you one of the chosen? Turn inward and look
around. Do you see anthing there? Never mind. Just listen. It is the final
hour.
There can be no more hesitation. At last we can can be free and full of life
living in life for life and have life as a way to life which is all of life.
Now
take the pill.
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- brentb@ionet.net
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