* Crossposted from: FUNNY
Found on the FUNNY echo: 
 Subject: get http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~ghinkle/fun/299.html
 Still Hope For Ross Perot
 Ross Perot can still win the Presidency -- there's one thing he can
 say that people will believe coming from him, that they would not
 believe if it came from Clinton or Dole. A single, short phrase
 that will bring the biggest voter turnout in history; he'd win by a
 landslide.
 If Ross Perot were to purchase some TV time and tabloid space,
 and say, "If you elect me president, I'll tell you if the government
 knows anything about aliens! We'll take a camera crew into area 51!
 We'll have charts and graphs to show how often aliens have visited
 the planet through recorded history! I want to do this, but I can't
 do it if I'm not in office."
 Can you imagine all the people who normally don't vote, who would
 turn out for this? Those in the South, in California, and maybe
 even in Cleveland would suddenly have incentive to go to the polls.
 He'd win by an impressive margin.
 
... Sorry... it's the chocolate talking.
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