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Happy Canada Day.
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How to pass an immigration test in Canada...

Mujibar was trying to get into Canada legally through Immigration. The
Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is
one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Canada."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and
say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at a Bell Canada
help desk.