MM> G'morning Frank,

 MM>> Washington, DC: The American Association for the Advancement of
 MM>> Science (AAAS) issued a stern warning today to Televangelist Pat
 MM>> Robertson. Robertson had recently condemned the citizens of Dover, PA
 MM>> to the wrath of God for not voting in a school board that would teach
 MM>> Intelligent Design in classes.

 MM>> "We'd like to say to the good Reverend Robertson: if there is a
 MM>> disaster in your area, don't turn to Science, you just rejected it from
 MM>> your life," AAAS said on its daily television show broadcast from
 MM>> Washington, the 3.14159 Club.

 FS>> All of which shows AAAS should stick to reporting science and
 FS>> avoid humor, of which the editor obviously knows little ...
 FS>> [sigh] ...

 MM> Sigh not, my friend ...  what's the point of having your 
 MM> own Pi Club if you're not allowed to biff a creamy
 MM> confection across the ocassional visage ?

 Miles, that was absolutely awful.

 Keep up the good work.

BOB KLAHN bob.klahn{at}sev.org   http://home.toltbbs.com/bobklahn

... "We are the most powerful planet on earth" - Dan Quayle
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