From: "doh!" 
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Organization: University of South Dakota
Original Date: Wed, 02 Apr 1997 15:55:40 GMT
Thirty-nine positions currently open in San Diego for highly motivated
individuals who are willing to learn!
Interesting training and travel possibilities are available to those
who excel.
Exciting benifits package includes one new pair of Nilke tennis shoes,
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Send resume to
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