On (01 Oct 03) Bo Simonsen wrote to George Pope...
 BS>  GP> You seriously hope you do (make it to 2030) (if you were born in
 BS>  GP> '83, I suspect you should!)
 BS>
 BS> Indeed :-) I'm not from the "no future generation" 

But you won't know that for sure until(if/when) the time arrives!

 BS>  BS>> If I end up with a blond girl, she might get sick of me, because
 BS> of my
 BS>  BS>> blond jokes ("Blondine jokes" in danish :))
 BS>
 BS>  GP> When it comes to "getting your oil changed" it
would behoove you
 BS> to
 BS>  GP> practice a certain amount of tact & discretion with the members
 BS> of
 BS>  GP> the Beautiful Sex that you might have interest in!
 BS>
 BS> Hmm.. I'm not sure that I understand..

If you wants to get any of the "honey" she keeps hidden in her pants,
you'd be well-advised not to irritate her or otherwise make yourself
loathsome in her evaluation!

 BS>  BS>>  GP> SLUT(n): a girl who fucks everyone
 BS>
 BS>  BS>> Such girls are actually existing..
 BS>
 BS>  GP> Of course!
 BS>  GP> Men, too!
 BS>
 BS> Yeah, I guess men are worser..

"worse"(not "worser") :)
Another definition:

SLUT(n): a girl who has the sexual morals of a MAN

 BS>  BS>>  GP> BITCH(n): a girl who fucks everyone EXCEPT YOU
 BS>
 BS>  BS>> Oh now I understand, there lots of those girls..
 BS>
 BS>  GP> Yup! :|
 BS>
 BS> I've known some of them.. Amazing in such a short life 

Or you've just been too derogatory regarding their hair colour, and thus
have alienated them to where they don't feel turned on by you? :(

 BS>  GP> THE PERFECT EUROPEAN SHOULD BE :
 BS>
 BS>  GP>  DISCREET               AS A    DANE
 BS>
 BS> Hmm.. Danes are not discreet, they are noisy..
 BS>
 BS>  GP>  SOBER                  AS AN   IRISHMAN
 BS>
 BS> Drunk like a irish man ;)

I think it was intended to be a somewhat sarcastic/facetious listing!
(as everyone knows that the stereotype for the Irish is drunkenness!)

Q: What's the difference between an Irish Funeral & an Irish Wedding?
A: One less drunk!

On the new incorporation of European nations. . .


The first step to European integration:

EEC Directive 14533-8
       'The term "spending a penny" will be replaced with
"euronating"'

(in English, sounds like "urinating"(voiding the bladder's contents)

and another on the topic, while I'm rolling. . .


ENGLISH AS EU LANGUAGE (Now you will see why I didn't run spell check
this issue!)

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the EU (European Union) rather than
German, which was the other possibility.  As part of the negotiations,
Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year
phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro English."

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will
make sivil servants jump for joy.  The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of the "k."  This should klear up konfusion and  keyboards kan
have one fewer karakter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f."  This
will make words
like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted  to reach the stage where more-komplikated changes are
possible.  Governments will enkorage the removal of double
letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate spelling.  Also, al
wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is
disgrasful, and they should go away.

By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v."

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of
leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensible riten styl.  Zer vil be
no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand
ech ozer.

          ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU

          Av a nis day.



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