Dont blame me for this!   

And, do note that both sides get in their digs!!!   

The "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
    and so are you." is the key!   


== Forwarded Message Follows =========================================

 * Originally By: Michel Merinov
 * Original Area: English/Russian Tutoring


These are couplets taken from the rhymezone site where there's this competition
for writing the most romantic first line and most unromantic second..here are a
few of the  entries..

1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
    and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

2- After you, my love, my only prize
    Would be a bullet between my eyes

3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
     If only you could hide your face

4-  I thought that I could love no other
     Until, that is, I met your brother

5-  Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
     This describes everything you're not

6-  I want to feel your sweet embrace
     But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7-  I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
     Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8-  Every time I see your face
     I wish I were in outer space

9-  I saw your face as you walked by
     but then I saw a better guy

10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
     Marrying you screwed up my life

11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
     If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
     Two parts vodka, one part lime

13-I see your face when I am dreaming
     That's why I always wake up screaming

14-My love you take my breath away
     What have you stepped in to smell this way

15-My feelings for you no words can tell
     Except for maybe "go to hell"


I'm not quite sure who the author is.

[my comment:  probably killed by his significant other!]  


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