Shaun,

 DS>   There is a hotel overseas, where the translation for room service
 DS> request notes "Guests are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid".
 DS> I wonder if AAA and Travelocity rate them as "5 stars"?? 

 SB> I just spit out some coffee! (@_@)

  At least you didn't pee or poop in your underwear. 

 SB> I don't know how anybody *else* would rate it, but after spending some
 SB> time with the chambermaid, I'd probably be one *VERY* satisfied
 SB> customer! (o_-)

  You'd probably give it more than 5 stars. 

Daryl

... Some @$$h0le stole my rectal thermometer.
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