From: agent@agent.com
Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.channeling
Organization: Concentric Internet Services
Original Date: Wed, 2 Apr 1997 06:14:21
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      **  "CLONING" MOVIE MAY PROVOKE THEATER RIOTS!  **
      Anticipation is so high for the new sci-fi action movie AGENT ACTION!
  that international theater owners are worried.   Some feel their venues may
be the 
  magnet for riots.   One of the movies main themes is human cloning.  With
cloning 
  as a red-hot topic and the movies anticipated big budget look with gorgeous
nude
  US playmates, the number of moviegoers is predicted to be record breaking!  
      AGENT ACTION! is reported to be a sci-fi flick in the secret agent      
 
        
  "Bond" Style.  It sports exotic locations, impressive cinematography, and 
the
   aforementioned naked, big-breasted actresses.  (Including Erika Olsen /
Playboy
   Mar 97)  The movie stars and is directed by charismatic and multi talented
new 
   leading man William Blair.   It features celebrity guest villains and
co-stars the
   talented Jerry Lee Kmiec.
       AGENT ACTION! is currently in the middle of a heated bidding war by
international 
   distributors.  The winner may have more than just an ordinary hit on its
hands.  
   It may have the milestone catalyst of an international event.
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                      OSCAR PICK FAVE FOR 97 ?   AGENT ACTION!
    Talk for the next Oscars has already started.  And the news is 
overwhelming
for
 one film:  AGENT ACTION!
    What "ACTION" seems to have is what the current Oscar picks lacked:  both 
great directing, great acting, and great writing all in one.    And the lions
credit is
aimed at one man; multi -talented star and director William Blair.l
      Insiders are predicting Blair may receive the most multiple Oscar wins
ever:
As best actor, best director, and best writer.   What's more: as producer and
special 
effects director of photography consultant: he might also nab the best 
icture
Oscar 
and cinematography Oscars, too!   Can Blair and AGENT ACTION! pull off this
 unprecedented feat?
       It would certainly be a day for the all time record books.   Of course
this is
 just speculation at this point.  One thing is certain, though, 1997 is the
year for 
moviegoers to enjoy AGENT ACTION!
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                     CAN AGENT ACTION! CRUSH SCHWARZENEGGER?
       One fact seems clear:  William Blair is the world's hot new action 
star!
Not only that, he appears to be a World-Class director as well.  It is this
multi-talent 
capability- and freshness- that has Schwarzeneger and Stallone scared - yes,
the 
world seems to be saying, replace these old fogies with new talent!
        William Blair, and AGENT ACTION!  seem to be the cure for the movie
goers
case of tired old action star Blues!    Arnold / Sly - next stop is the old
folks rest home
 for you!
       We're William Blair fans now!  Long live # 1 action star William 
lair!
- AGENT 
ACTION!
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                             SEX, NUDITY, AND AGENT ACTION!
      For the many curious to see big breasted naked actresses in AGENT
ACTION!,-
there is good news.   A preview/trailer is now reportedly in the cutting
stages. 
 This minute and a half of selected scenes should wet the palate of the
curious. 
       AGENT ACTION!, a "Bond" type thriller set in the near future, is 
ighly
anticipated. 
It reportedly features the aforementioned Big breasted actresses ( including
Erika 
Olsen/ Playboy Mar 97 ) among several other ravishing beauties.
        The movie is said to star and be directed by multi talented new 
leading
man
William Blair.   Celebrity guest villains round out the colorful cast.
          The movie apparently also features lush exotic locations from 
round
the world.
Excellent cinematography and a tight nit thriller story round out this highly
anticipated 
production.
         This is probably the most anticipated movie on the planet today.   
And
the 
thought of a trailer - possibly soon downloadable on the net - is fantastic.  
But hurry 
please!  The wait is almost more than curious movie buffs can bear!
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                            JAPANESE "ABREAST" OF AGENT ACTION!
       Tokyo.   If there's one group of moviegoers clamoring to see AGENT
ACTION! -
It's the Japanese.   They certainly have a yen for big breasted naked blondes 
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and
AGENT ACTION! will supply that - and more!   
        Nippon theater owners apparently are in a rare fight to obtain the
first prints of
 AGENT ACTION!   It is said to be the most anticipated movie in the Orient.
       
 
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                     WHY DOES AGENT ACTION FEATURE NUDE BREASTS?
    'Cause Secret Agents love them!   How could Sean Connery, Roger Moore, or
Pierce Brosnan battle villains without a little jiggle?   And the same goes 
for
new Agent
extraordinaire William Blair - AGENT ACTION!
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                                RUSH - FOR WORLD WIDE RELEASE
             IS AGENT ACTION! THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE?
     Film fans, critics, and cinephiles the world over are engaged in a 
eated
debate. 
 Is the new Sci-fi action film AGENT ACTION! the greatest movie ever made?
     Opposition is fierce.   Names such as Welles, Kubrick, Scorsese,
Spielberg, and 
Oliver Stone are of course getting huge support.
     Movies such as Citizen Kane, 2001, Goodfellas, ET, and Platoon are being 
heralded as the all time champs.
     And yet, the new found furor won't subside.  AGENT ACTION! now has its 
own
 legions of rising vocal fans.   And its star/ director William Blair is
receiving the lion's
 share of the credit.
											
        Can this new group of fans, of a movie not yet even released be 
right? 
Can 
the few purportedly bootlegged copies of an advance rough cut be enough 
proof? 
Is AGENT ACTION! such a highly commendable piece of celluloid?  
       History be damned these new fans seem to be saying.   Forget the work 
of
the
 "old fogies", William Blair Is the brilliant purveyor of cinema's future!
        And AGENT ACTION! is proof - at 24 frames per living color second!
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                SEX,  ROMANCE,   AND AGENT ACTION - WILLIAM BLAIR! 
     Girls, Good News - William Blair is single!   Yes the 6 ft, 185 lb.
leading man is
available!  And if his blue eyes don't get you - his charming and suave 
anner
will!
Check him out in AGENT ACTION!  Then in his exciting new upcoming feature
THE RIDE!  
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                            WAR!  - BIDDING BATTLE BREWING
   Major movie distributors are sharpening their pens.  Agents and Lawyers 
re
taking
sides.  Telephone faxes are arming for duty.
    Why?  For the bloody battle over the international distribution rights to
AGENT
ACTION!
    The movie world landscape is now upside down.  How?  Witness ancient
releases 
like Star Wars now doing first run BlockBuster business.  Plus expensive new
releases 
are bombing.  With this confusion its a new war out there.  And formerly
defended 
movie turf is up for grabs!
   Which studio army can capture the anticipated blockbuster AGENT ACTION!?
   Will it be a major battaliion force like UNIVERSAL?  Of can a rising
guierrila army
like Miramax or Gramercy capture the goods?
   No one can predict the battle's outcome yet.  But one victor is certain: 
the
Audience.   The World Audience - millions of popcorn and action loving troops
who
will be the happy victors as they embrace viewing AGENT ACTION!
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         WILLIAM BLAIR - TRUE INDEPENDENT - NOT SUNDANCE  ASS- KISSER
     While most Independent filmmakers nowadays are just shameless ass 
issers
- of 
Sundance "god" Robert Redford, William Blair stands alone.
         The so called Independent movie movement is sickening.   Independent 
-
Independent of what?
        Most of these films are undisguised "auditions" for studio jobs.  And
the cast 
lists of these movies  look exactly like their Studio cousins:   Tori 
pelling
for godsakes!
         And most of these butt-kiss directors need to start living a life -
rather than 
patterning these grotesque homages to angst populated by the ever tiring 
Steve 
Buscemi ( Whoever said this guy could act? )
          The real barfola however, is how the "intelligensia" and "psuedo 
hip"
are
pronouncing Oscar kudos on these lightweight nothing movies.
         Lets face if folks:  Ransom was a much better film than Fargo.  Wake
up you 
morons.   Can anyone even sit through Fargo twice without falling into a deep
coma.
     And last years Spitfire Grill - what a joke that was!    It had all the
thrills and 
technique of a bad TV movie of the week!
     Is there hope?  Damn tootin! 
      And my vote for movie of the year is AGENT ACTION!   It cuts the 
sprocket
holes 
off those "independent" lemming-ized ass-kisser  movies .
       
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