Ward, 

 WD> Probably your hearing aid needs a new battery ...
  
  I've seen 2 ventriloquists with their ventroloquial figure (the
"technical term" for "dummy"), have it with a suppository in one of 
their ears. Then, the dummy says "Oh, now I know where my hearing 
aid went to, and why my butt is whistling so loud". So, they start 
moving their butt from side to side, and the ventriloquist asks 
"what are you doing??", and the dummy says "turning the volume down". 
When told to "Stop It!!", the dummy says "No!! It Feels Good!!". :P

  I heard that!! 

Daryl

... I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
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