On 2 Mar 2005 11:49:21 -0800, "Chuck"  wrote:

>http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0208judge-fall08-ON.html
>
>I can honestly say that during my 25-year tenure as a detective that
>I'd occasionally masturbate at a suspect's house and leave my load of
>semen on his sink. It was marvelous.
>
>When a penis fills with blood tot he point that it is erect...hard as a
>rock...you need to beat the fucking semen out of it. Sorry, but it's
>true.


Thank you for sharing all of that with us.

Didn't your actions sometimes have the effect of contaminating DNA
samples?

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"Populus me sibilat, at mihi plaudo."(The people
hiss at me, but I am well satisfied with myself).

    - Horace, the Roman poet


Logical positivism, dominant in American and
British universities, is suicidally bent upon
establishing the impossibility of knowing any-
thing.  (As Wyndham Lewis suggested in "Self
Condemned", the neo-positivist pedant reduces
himself to a mosquito, able to wound, nearly
invulnerable to counter-assault - but only an
insect, not a man).

     - Russell Kirk, Enemies of the Permanent
       Things


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