Sean,

 SD> Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
 SD> "Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type."

  You forgot the Lino Type. 

 SD> Why is England the wettest country?
 SD> Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

  "Hail To The King And Queen!!" 

  "How dare you hail while we reign!!".

 SD> Can February march?
 SD> No, but April may.

  I hate doing housework on any week that has Friday in it.

 SD> ...they only get worse from there...

  This thread is like a horrible poem...going from bad to verse. 

Daryl

... How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
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