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Today, I saw the second movie of the year in the theatres, "Star Trek: Nem=
esis." This is the=20
first "Star Trek" movie to come out in the theatres since
"Insurrection" in=
1998. That movie did not=20
do all that well in the box office, and so it took the powers that be at
Pa= ramount four years to come=20
up with a new movie featuring the "Next Generation" crew. This
is the four= th movie for them, and=20
quite likely the last one. It was even tagged as "A generation's
final jou= rney begins." Paramount=20
decided to bring an outside writer in John Logan (who penned the very
succe= ssful movie=20
"Gladiator"), although Logan is a fan and knows the series inside
and out. =
He apparently put some=20
inside touches into the movie, such as a reference to the holodeck scene in=
the series pilot, and=20
even an appearance of Data's cat Spot. Others I might have missed. An
out= side director, Stuart=20
Baird, was brought in to guide the filming and production of the movie. He=
had little knowledge of=20
Trek lore and had to be guided along the way. These changes were done in
t= he hope of producing=20
an interesting and even fresh story, with a lot of fans sniping on the
Inte= rnet about those who control=20
the franchise now and have let it degrade. Early on, the word on this
movi= e was generally positive.=20=20
The script was leaked onto the Internet (I did look but did not find it),
a= nd based on that, many=20
people gave the upcoming movie a positive spin. Now with the movie in the
= theatres, the reviews=20
have not been as kind. To the reviewers, some of whom are "Star
Trek" fans=
and some of whom are=20
not, the movie seemed to cover old ground. It was like "Star Trek II:
The = Wrath of Khan" done again=20
using Picard and his nemesis, a clone of himself named Shinzon, and better
= special effects. Of=20
course, the charm of "Star Trek II" was that it featured a return
of a neme= sis of Kirk in Khan, who=20
appeared in one of the series episodes. Shinzon just drops out of nowhere
= in this movie.
The special effects were pretty good, although the sets were darkly lit at=
times and=20
sometimes the distorted voices were hard to understand. A couple of key
mo= ments of dialogue=20
were lost because I could not follow the words. The movie introduced the
R= emans, who were the=20
occupants of the other class-M planet in the system. They are clearly not
= Romulans, as they live on=20
a planet that keeps the same face to the sun, forcing the inhabitants to
li= ve on the far side of the=20
planet. It is possible that the Remans are in fact the enslaved population=
from either another planet=20
or perhaps the original inhabitants of Romulus. They were enslaved when
th= e Romulans arrived=20
and took over. The problem is that the Romulans portrayed their two
homewo= rlds as that, two=20
livable, inhabitable planets (so much so that in my interpretation of the
"= Star Trek" universe, I have=20
used Remus and so the events of "Nemesis" could not have
happened), and not=
as shown in the=20
movie. This aspect of Remus, and the Remians, was dropped into the movie
a= s well without any=20
prior establishment. The movie continued to introduce new concepts to move=
the plot along,=20
including yet another variation of the unstoppable weapon. This time, it
w= as some kind of radiation=20
that when released quickly turned everybody to stone. It was used to wipe
= out the Romulan senate=20
and to allow Picard's clone to take over at the gunpoint of the Remans and
= the Romulan military,=20
who were given a chance to invade the Federation as an incentive. What was=
that about?
It would have been much better to use established storylines, established =
technology and=20
perhaps an alien or protagonist with a history. That is part of what made
= "Star Trek: The Final=20
Frontier" a better movie, in that it brought back an established alien race=
and made use of the=20
backstory from the series. This one made no such use. Perhaps if the
scre= enwriter had gone into=20
the series and found a situation in which the Romulans could have gotten a
= sample of Picard's DNA,=20
so much the better. If they could have fitted in a more plausible story,
i= t might have been better.=20=20
They really did not need to damage continuity by introducing the Remans.
P= erhaps a slave=20
population, perhaps a degenerate Romulan group forced to work in the dark,
= or something that=20
might have worked. Instead, Logan did the time-honoured "Star
Trek" thing = and drop in a totally new=20
situation. This story could have happened anytime in the Trek run. It
cou= ld have been any of the=20
movies, or it could have been a two-part episode. About the only bit of
co= ntinuity was that Riker and=20
Troi finally got married-and sometimes I thought that was an excuse for bad=
jokes about Betazoid=20
weddings in terms of the second half of the marriage ceremony, on Betazed. =
It did not build on what=20
came before, and I think that was part of the problem.
A related problem was that the editing job was severe on this movie. I ne=
ver read the script,=20
but I will likely read the book, which should have the full story. Many
im= portant scenes-and even=20
Wesley Crusher's cameo-were dropped for a lack of time, and other scenes
we= re cut as well.=20=20
Apparently, as much as thirty minutes was dropped, thirty minutes which is
= likely to find its way back=20
into an "extended version" of the DVD, and those thirty minutes
might have = been needed to fill out=20
the stories. Paramount wanted to get this movie down to around two hours,
= as they might feel that=20
two and a half hours of "Star Trek" is too much for one sitting.
Other mov= ies get along just fine at=20
that length, and apparently the upcoming "Lord of the Rings: The Two
Towers= " is three hours long.=20=20
This decision was not something I understand.
Another problem, to go along with the technobabble and the implausible bat=
tle scenes, were=20
all the silly scenes. What exactly was the purpose of taking that
twenty-f= ourth century dune buggy=20
for a spin? First of all, they drop in the convenient presence of the ion
= storm that prevents=20
transporter use (which makes me wonder why an ion storm never goes through
= the solar system, as=20
they seem to pop up anywhere the plot needs the crew to not use the
transpo= rter). Instead of the=20
standard Trek approach of using a shuttle to check each of the six sites to=
find the pieces of the=20
Data-like android, they use the dune buggy. That led to a scene where the
= dune buggy was being=20
attacked by a bunch of the natives. It did nothing for the story but to
es= tablish that people can walk=20
around with big, deadly weapons and miss. Where the aliens that
incompeten= t? Did the dune=20
buggy have shields? Then, to top it off, Data uses the shuttle by remote
c= ontrol, parks it off a cliff=20
and the fly over the gap and all but crash land in the dune buggy bay on
th= e shuttle? That ranks=20
among the saddest "Star Trek" scenes I have ever seen, in the
same vein as = Kirk falling off that=20
mountain and Spock rocketing down to rescue him "Star Trek V" and
Data bust= ing some vital=20
component in engineering by slamming his arms into it in "The Final
Frontie= r." Later on in the movie,=20
Picard flies a small Reman fighter craft through the corridors of the Reman=
ship and out through=20
some big bay window. It was stupid enough to make me cringe in my seat.
I= t gets worse. The=20
Enterprise and the Reman ship battle each other to a draw, it seems,
leavin= g the Reman ship only=20
able to deploy its superweapon. Picard does not want that weapon used, so
= he has one choice left,=20
ram the alien ship. Ultimately, it serves no purpose but to exploit
specia= l effects technology, and not=20
very well either. Picard chooses this approach so that he would not appear=
predictable to his clone.=20=20
Personally, I think that the collision would result in the destruction of
b= oth ships. The momentum of=20
the impact was simply too great, and even with structural integrity fields
= and inertial dampers and the=20
rest, that would be too much.
The worst add-on came at the end of the movie. Data had gone across space=
to the alien=20
ship by being shot through a breach in the hull, a scene that was
believabl= e, except that when he=20
stopped, Data should have done some damage to himself. He got onto the
ali= en bridge, just as a=20
very angry Picard was shooting lots of people and somehow not getting shot
= himself. This is one of=20
the reasons why I like forcefield belts and why they pop up in
"Athena" sto= ries. Now the bad guys=20
shooting back do not have to be so unbelievably inaccurate with their
shoot= ing. The good guys can=20
take hits and survive. Anyway, Picard and Shinzon do their inevitable hand=
-to-hand duel (which was=20
something that did not happen in "Star Trek II"), and in the end,
Picard is=
able to pull off the wall or=20
bend a piece of metal that was otherwise sturdy enough to pierce right
thro= ugh Shinzon. He=20
dragged himself along the pole to confront Picard one last time, and
seemin= gly tried to choke the=20
captain, who was apparently not very concerned. Perhaps he knew that the
w= ound to Shinzon was=20
fatal and it was only a matter of time. Along came Data, who pushed aside
= the pole and Shinzon=20
like so much debris and slapped something on Picard. Was it a special
tran= sporter transponder or a=20
full-fledged transporter? Prior to that, Geordi said that all transporters=
were off-line after beaming=20
Picard over to the alien ship. Unless this special device was attached to
= a transporter system that=20
could only be used by it, then that commbadge-sized thing was a
full-fledge= d transporter. I do not=20
think so. I can buy a special transponder, but a full-fledged transporter?=
Sorry, no. Data, of course,=20
fires the weapon into the alien superweapon-which takes a convenient
seven-= plus minutes to=20
destroy, some superweapon-and that destroys the alien ship-and himself.
Da= ta dies in this one.=20=20
Brent Spiner, the actor that plays him, had wanted to leave the role, as he=
felt he was getting too old=20
to play the ageless android. There is a little sadness in the end, as the
= Enterprise somehow crawls=20
back to Earth (thank the designers who did not put the deflector array at
t= he very front of the ship)=20
where it was repaired. Riker-after fifteen years a first officer, perhaps
= a Starfleet record-finally=20
gets his promotion to captain, or at least a promotion that he accepts. He=
became the first officer on=20
the Titan. Supposedly, they were going to show this new ship at the end,
a= nd unless it was the=20
vessel in the drydock at the end (the name was not clear), they did not.
T= he next "Trek" feature=20
could well feature Riker and some established characters and a bunch of new=
ones and be set on=20
the Titan. A movie-only series, accompanied perhaps with novels, might be
= a good way to go.
Overall, I would rate the movie at three on a scale out of five, adding po=
ints for the special=20
effects and giving at least cameo-like appearances to the rest of the
ensem= ble, and the nice-looking=20
Romulan ships, as well as the view of the Romulan capital. I would take
po= ints away for the rushed=20
ending and the overbearing music, which was effective in the opening but
no= t otherwise, and I took=20
more points away for the technobabble, the newly-introduced conveniences
an= d the overall story=20
and the silly aspects of it (did I mention how this movie proves it is bad
= to have the bridge on deck=20
one, and yet that one shot did not do the damage it should have. Should
th= e bridge itself not have=20
at least a double hull?). As a writer of fan fiction, I did sit in the
the= atre and on several situations,=20
ask myself, "would I ever write such a scene? Could I make my
characters d= o that?" In most cases,=20
I do not believe I would. Logic and reasonableness just seem to be a part
= of the stories I try to write.=20=20 On the other hand, some of the
aspects of this movie appeared in "Athena" s= tories, such as the
big=20
climatic battle that leaves the ship damaged, forcing it to return home for=
repairs, and in the end, the=20
first officer gives his "it was a pleasure to serve with you,
captain" spee= ch before going off on his (or=20
her) own command. Sometimes, "Star Trek" minds think alike.
With the reviews generally bad, the hard-core Trek fans were about the onl=
y ones who went=20
to see this movie on the opening weekend. The box office take was the
lowe= st of any "Star Trek"=20
opening ever, and when adjusted for inflation, it was even worse than "Star=
Trek V." The movie=20
finished second to a romantic comedy piece of crap called "Maid In
Manhatta= n," which stars Jennifer=20
Lopez and got worse reviews than "Nemesis." With "The Two
Towers" opening = just two days from=20
now, "Nemesis" could do a fast fade-which was why I saw it. I
doubt I have=
ever seen a movie on=20
its fourth day of release. It was two weeks after opening before I
saw"Sta= r Wars" this past summer.=20=20
Even four days in, the theatre was nearly empty, with perhaps twelve people=
in the audience. Like=20
the demographics suggested, the vast majority of the audience were men over=
twenty-five, and I=20
suspect the two women present were dragged along by their boyfriends or
hus= bands. Also like=20
other "Trek" movies but unlike most others, a lot of people saw
this movie = by themselves instead of=20
in groups of two or more. As for the next movie to see in the theatres,
on= e of the trailers showed an=20
upcoming movie called "The Core," which looks interesting-the
moviemakers a= re back to blowing=20
up iconic buildings again!
(I copied this out of my journal entry for the movie, so it might read funn= y)
Steve
The Universe Unbounded.
Visit "Star Trek: Athena" at http://ussathena.iwarp.com
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The following is my rather lengthy
review of the
new movie "Star Trek: Nemesis." It's longer than I
thought it would be, but if anybody
knows me, they know that I tend to be rather
wordy.
This review contains
spoilers. You've been
warned.
***************<
BR>******* Today,
I saw the second movie of the year in the theatres, "Star Trek:
Nemesis." This is the first "Star Trek"
movie to come out in the theatres since "Insurrection" in
1998. That movie did not do all that well in the box
office, and so it took the powers that be at Paramount four years to come
up
with a new movie featuring the "Next Generation" crew.
This is the fourth movie for them, and quite likely the last
one. It was even tagged as "A generation's final journey
begins." Paramount decided to bring an outside
writer in John Logan (who penned the very successful movie
"Gladiator"), although Logan is a fan and knows the
series inside and
out. He apparently put some inside touches into the
movie, such as a reference to the holodeck scene in the series pilot, and
even an appearance of Data's cat Spot. Others I might
have missed. An outside director,
Stuart Baird, was brought in to guide the filming and production
of the movie. He had little knowledge of Trek lore and
had to be guided along
the way. These changes were done in the hope of producing
an interesting and even fresh story, with a lot of fans sniping
on the Internet about those who control the franchise now and
have let it degrade. Early on, the word on this movie was
generally positive. The script was leaked onto the
Internet (I did look but did not find it), and based on that, many
people gave the upcoming movie a positive spin. Now
with the movie in the theatres, the reviews have not been as
kind. To the reviewers, some of whom are "Star Trek"
fans and some of whom are not, the movie seemed to cover old
ground. It was like "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"
done again using Picard and his nemesis, a clone of himself named
Shinzon, and better special effects. Of course, the
charm of "Star Trek II" was that it featured a return of a
nemesis of Kirk in Khan, who
appeared in one of the series episodes. Shinzon just drops out of
nowhere in this movie. The special effects were pretty
good, although the sets were darkly lit at times and sometimes
the distorted voices were hard to understand. A couple of key
moments of dialogue were lost because I could not follow the
words. The movie introduced the Remans, who
were the occupants of the other class-M planet in the
system. They are
clearly not Romulans, as they live on a planet that keeps the
same face to the sun, forcing the inhabitants to live on the far side of
the
planet. It is possible that the Remans are in fact the enslaved
population from either another planet or perhaps the original
inhabitants of
Romulus. They were enslaved when the Romulans arrived
and took over. The problem is that the Romulans
portrayed their two homeworlds as that, two livable, inhabitable
planets (so much so that in my interpretation
of the "Star Trek" universe, I have used Remus and so
the events of "Nemesis" could not have happened), and not as
shown in the movie. This aspect of Remus, and the
Remians, was dropped into the movie as well without any prior
establishment. The movie continued to introduce new concepts to
move the plot along, including yet another variation of the
unstoppable weapon. This time, it was some kind of radiation
that when
released quickly turned everybody to stone. It was used to wipe
out the Romulan senate and to allow Picard's clone to take over
at the gunpoint of the Remans and the Romulan military, who were
given a chance to invade the Federation as an incentive. What was
that about? It would have been much better to use
established storylines, established technology and
perhaps an alien or protagonist with a history. That is
part of what
made "Star Trek: The Final Frontier" a better movie, in
that it brought back
an established alien race and made use of the backstory from the
series. This one made no such use. Perhaps if the
screenwriter had gone into the series and found a situation in
which the Romulans could have gotten a sample of Picard's DNA, so
much the better. If they could have fitted in a more plausible
story, it might have been better.
They
really did not need to damage continuity by introducing the
Remans. Perhaps a slave population, perhaps a
degenerate Romulan group forced to work in the dark, or something that
might have worked. Instead, Logan did the time-honoured
"Star Trek" thing and drop in a totally new
situation. This story could have happened anytime in the Trek
run. It could have been any of the movies, or it could
have been a two-part episode. About the only bit of continuity
was that Riker and
Troi finally got married-and sometimes I thought that was an excuse for bad
jokes about Betazoid weddings in terms of the second half of the
marriage ceremony, on Betazed. It did not build on what
came before, and I think that was part of the
problem. A related problem was that the editing job was
severe on this movie. I never read the script, but I
will likely read the book, which should have the full story. Many
important scenes-and even Wesley Crusher's cameo-were dropped for
a lack of time, and other scenes were cut as well.
Apparently, as much as thirty
minutes was dropped, thirty minutes which is likely to find its way back
into an "extended version" of the DVD, and those thirty
minutes might have
been needed to fill out the stories. Paramount wanted
to get this movie down to around two hours, as they might feel that
two and a half hours
of "Star Trek" is too much for one sitting. Other
movies get along just fine at that length, and apparently the
upcoming "Lord of the Rings: The Two
Towers" is three hours long. This decision was not
something I understand. Another problem, to go along
with the technobabble and the implausible battle scenes, were all
the silly scenes. What exactly was
the purpose of taking that twenty-fourth century dune buggy for a
spin? First of all, they drop in the convenient presence of the
ion storm that prevents transporter use (which makes me wonder
why an ion storm never goes through the solar system, as they
seem to pop up anywhere the plot needs the crew to not use the
transporter). Instead of the standard Trek approach of
using a shuttle to check each of the six sites to find the pieces of the
Data-like android, they use the dune buggy. That led to
a scene where the dune buggy was being attacked by a bunch of the
natives. It did nothing for the story but to establish that
people can walk around with big, deadly weapons and
miss. Where the aliens that incompetent? Did the dune
buggy have shields? Then, to top it off, Data uses the
shuttle by remote control, parks it off a cliff and the fly over
the gap and all but crash land in the dune buggy bay on the
shuttle? That ranks among the saddest "Star
Trek" scenes I have ever seen, in the same vein as Kirk falling off
that mountain and Spock rocketing
down to rescue him "Star Trek V" and Data busting some vital
component in engineering by slamming his arms into it in
"The Final Frontier." Later on
in the movie, Picard flies a small Reman fighter craft through
the corridors
of the Reman ship and out through some big bay window.
It was stupid enough to make me cringe in my seat. It gets
worse. The
Enterprise and the Reman ship battle each other to a draw, it seems,
leaving
the Reman ship only able to deploy its superweapon.
Picard does not want that weapon used, so he has one choice left,
ram the alien ship. Ultimately, it serves no purpose
but to exploit special effects technology, and not very well
either. Picard chooses this approach so that he would not appear
predictable to his clone. Personally, I think that the
collision would result in the destruction of both ships. The
momentum of
the impact was simply too great, and even with structural integrity fields
and inertial dampers and the rest, that would be too
much. The worst add-on came at the end of the
movie. Data had gone across space to the alien ship by
being shot through a breach in the hull, a scene that was believable,
except that when he stopped, Data should have done some damage to
himself. He got onto the alien bridge, just as a very
angry Picard was shooting lots of people and somehow not getting shot
himself. This is one of the reasons why I like
forcefield belts and why they pop up in "Athena"
stories. Now the bad guys shooting back do not have to
be so unbelievably inaccurate with their shooting. The good guys
can take hits and survive. Anyway, Picard and Shinzon
do their inevitable hand-to-hand duel (which was something that
did not happen in "Star Trek II"), and in the end, Picard is able
to pull off the wall or bend a piece of
metal that was otherwise sturdy enough to pierce right through Shinzon. He
dragged himself along the pole to confront Picard one last time, and
seemingly tried to choke the captain, who was apparently not very
concerned. Perhaps he knew that the wound to Shinzon was
fatal and it was only a matter of time. Along came
Data, who pushed aside the pole and Shinzon like so much debris
and slapped something on Picard. Was it a special transporter
transponder or a full-fledged transporter? Prior to
that, Geordi said that all transporters were off-line after beaming
Picard over to the alien ship. Unless this special device was
attached
to a transporter system that could only be used by it, then that
commbadge-sized thing was a full-fledged transporter. I do not
think so. I can buy a special transponder, but a
full-fledged transporter?
Sorry, no. Data, of course, fires the weapon into the
alien superweapon-which takes a convenient seven-plus minutes to
destroy, some superweapon-and that destroys the alien ship-and
himself. Data dies in this one. Brent Spiner,
the actor that plays him, had wanted to leave the role, as he felt he was
getting too old to play the ageless android. There is a
little sadness in the end, as the Enterprise somehow crawls back
to Earth (thank the designers who did not put the deflector array at the
very front of the ship) where it was repaired.
Riker-after fifteen years a first officer, perhaps a Starfleet
record-finally
gets his promotion to captain, or at least a promotion that he
accepts. He became the first officer on the
Titan. Supposedly, they were going to show this new ship at the
end, and unless it was the
vessel in the drydock at the end (the name was not clear), they did
not. The next "Trek" feature could well
feature Riker and some established characters and a bunch of new ones and
be set on the Titan. A movie-only series, accompanied
perhaps with novels, might be a good way to go. Overall,
I would rate the movie at three on a scale out
of five, adding points for the special effects and giving at
least cameo-like appearances to the rest of the ensemble, and the
nice-looking
Romulan ships, as well as the view of the Romulan
capital. I would
take points away for the rushed ending and the overbearing music,
which was effective in the opening but not otherwise, and I took
more points away for the technobabble, the newly-introduced
conveniences and the overall story
and the silly aspects of it (did I mention how this movie proves it is bad
to have the bridge on deck one, and yet that one shot did not do
the damage it should have. Should the bridge itself not have
at least a double hull?). As a writer of fan fiction, I
did sit in the theatre and on several situations, ask myself,
"would I ever write such a scene? Could I make my characters
do that?" In most cases, I do not believe I
would. Logic and reasonableness just seem to be a part of the
stories I try to write. On the other hand, some of the
aspects of this movie appeared in "Athena" stories, such as the
big climatic battle that leaves the ship damaged, forcing it to
return home for repairs, and in the end, the
first officer gives his "it was a pleasure to serve with
you, captain"
speech before going off on his (or her) own command.
Sometimes, "Star Trek" minds think alike. With
the reviews generally bad, the hard-core Trek fans were about the only ones
who went to see this movie on the opening
weekend. The box office take was the lowest of any "Star Trek"
opening
ever, and when adjusted for inflation, it was even worse than "Star
Trek V." The movie finished second to a romantic
comedy piece of crap called "Maid In Manhattan," which stars
Jennifer Lopez and got worse reviews
than "Nemesis." With "The Two Towers" opening
just two days from now, "Nemesis" could do a fast
fade-which was why I saw it. I doubt I have ever
seen a movie on its fourth day of release. It was two
weeks after opening before I saw"Star Wars" this past
summer. Even four days in, the theatre was nearly
empty, with perhaps twelve people in the audience. Like
the demographics suggested, the vast majority of the audience
were men over twenty-five, and I suspect the two women present
were dragged along by their boyfriends or husbands. Also like
other "Trek" movies but unlike
most others, a lot of people saw this movie by themselves instead of
in groups of two or more. As for the next movie to see
in the theatres, one of the trailers showed an upcoming movie
called "The Core," which looks interesting-the moviemakers are
back to blowing up iconic buildings
again!
(I copied this out of my journal
entry for the
movie, so it might read funny)
Steve
The Universe
Unbounded.
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