-=> Shaun Buzza wrote to Ward Dossche <=-

 SB> That is certainly in the running for the award of 'Worst Pun Ever'...

Don't tempt me to prove you wrong.  

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type."

Why is England the wettest country?
Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

Can February march?
No, but April may.

...they only get worse from there...

-- Sean

... If you eat yogurt, you'll have lots of culture.
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