DA> Something I think you'll appreciate:
DA> My son, Joe, has been working for me this summer. At the end of the
DA> summer he asked me what he could spend the money on. I told him he
DA> earned it so it was his choice.
DA> He's eagerly awaiting delivery of his new broad sword.
A broad sword? Is he THAT popular with girls, that he needs a sword to 
fend them off? 
DA> Amazingly, my wife didn't even bat an eye.
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