DN> I think it's neat having Mr. Senile Science Guy here, I have a lot of
DN> questions:
DN> Can you tell me why the sky is blue and how to adjust sights and how
DN> come the lottery doesn't draw the numbers on my ticket but the traffic
DN> court ALWAYS gets money on my tickets?
Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: When time to paint the sky rolled around, that color was on sale
Q: How to adjust sights?
A: use the *big* hammer
Q: How come the lottery doesn't draw the numbers on my ticket (etc)
A: Your luck is defective and needs to be returned for a full refund
-- Mr. Senile Science Guy
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