-=> Quoting Dan Arico to Peter Balkan <=-
 PB> DA> He's eagerly awaiting delivery of his new broad sword.
 PB> DA> Amazingly, my wife didn't even bat an eye.
 PB> She probably thinks he bought it to fight off the broads! 
 DA> The sword arrived on Thursday. It's very nice - completely functional.
 DA> The whole neighborhood has stopped by to see it.
My ex-law partner called me one day to tell me that he bought a "real"
Highlander sword.  Later, he called again, and through clenched teeth
told me that he just recently found out that the movie/tv actors used
light-weight plastic swords to do their fancy flourishes.  He also told
me that he had ruined a perfectly good dress-shirt with a gash and
bloodstains! :-)
Peter.Balkan@twb.com
(602) 253-5415
... If it's Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em?
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