CHRS: IBMPC
SH> Nothing surprises me anymore.
 
* "What's that noise when you pulled in the driveway?"
 
  "Nothing serious, you only hear this metal to metal sound when I push the
   brakes"
 
* "Why did you not stop for that car?"
 
  "Well, i wore sandals to drive and my right-one slipped off. Can't push the
   brake-pedal with a bare foot"
 
* "Hey dad, the car won't start and the temp meter is all in the red"
 
  "What's your cooling fluid level?"
 
  "My what?"
 
* "hey dad, the car won't start, we tried jumper cables, the works, nothing
  helps"
 
  Went overthere, put the gear-shift of the automatic transmission in neutral
  and started it.
 
But you know something, I never had to explain any of them how to screw someone
from the opposite sex ...
 
 \%/@rd

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