On (30 Sep 03) Bo Simonsen wrote to George Pope...
 BS>  GP> Maybe 150 miles or so -- it's not the border, I think, but the
 BS>  GP> different political approaches to education quality!
 BS>
 BS> Okay, that's understandable then it's two different countries.

There're lots on both sides of the U.S. & Canada border who might
believe we're not such separate countries! :)

 BS>  GP> Maybe I'll make it to the NEXT "'30's"!
 BS>
 BS> I seriusly hope so I do..

You seriously hope you do (make it to 2030) (if you were born in '83, I
suspect you should!)

 BS> No I'm borned in 1983, So I'm not very old 

I was born in 1967 so I'm at the old end of BBS & Fidonet users!


 BS>  BS>> I believe too.. I'm 55 degrees..
 BS>
 BS>  GP> Wow!  I'm 37 degrees (or 98.6 in Fahrenheit!)
 BS>
 BS> Well not temperature, but 37 degress parallel .. Maybe the same as
 BS> 37th parallel?

Yup, if you'd said "at the 37th parallel" I'd not have had an
opportunity to make light of the ambiguous way you DID state it! *LOL*
:) (all in good humour, of course! *smile*)

 BS>  GP> How is it you can survive being 55 degrees in EITHER measurement?
 BS> *g*
 BS>
 BS> Well in Europe it's means 37 degrees 

Say what? What means?  I'm 37`C or 98.6`F :)

 BS>  BS>  GP>> (and one in Danish ("danski"?) :)
 BS>  BS>>
 BS>  BS>> Dansk! :)
 BS>
 BS>  GP> Sie sind wilkommen!
 BS>
 BS> Vielen dank (That's german :))

Oh well, I was deliberately mixing things up to be funny!

 BS>  GP> She might've been blonde!  Don't you have a majority of blonde
 BS> girls
 BS>  GP> in Denmark?
 BS>
 BS> I really don't know, I guess it's kinda different :-) But my favorite
 BS> is blond girls (I've brown hair by my self). I like those typically
 BS> scandinavian with blond hair and blue eyes :-)

You "don't know" if there's a large percentage of blonde girls when you
look at a group of Danes? (crowds on the streets/sidewalks, for
example)?

 BS> If I end up with a blond girl, she might get sick of me, because of my
 BS> blond jokes ("Blondine jokes" in danish :))

When it comes to "getting your oil changed" it would behoove you to
practice a certain amount of tact & discretion with the members of the
Beautiful Sex that you might have interest in!

 BS>  BS>> Slut = A woman who fucks everyone, just without money (slut vs.
 BS>  BS>> whore).?
 BS>
 BS>  GP> SLUT(n): a girl who fucks everyone
 BS>
 BS> Such girls are actually existing..

Of course!
Men, too!

 BS>  GP> BITCH(n): a girl who fucks everyone EXCEPT YOU
 BS>
 BS> Oh now I understand, there lots of those girls..

Yup! :|

 BS> What about a Cunt, is that a _very_ dirty one?

A "cunt" is probably the most vulgar term for vagina and thus is used to
derogatorily refer to some women (a far more intensive insult than
"bitch")

"ditch-pig" is the current term for a disgustingly dirty
"slut" (one
with especially low morals and/or lack of selectivity)

 BS> Actually I believe it's funnier to communicate with people over
 BS> Fidonet, so I jump over this step ;)

It's "more fun"? ("funnier" means "more able to
make you laugh")

 BS> HAHAAHAHAH! That was a good one!

Glad you liked!

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Like this one, on the topic of Europe. . .

THE PERFECT EUROPEAN SHOULD BE :

 TECHNICAL              AS A    PORTUGESE
 HUMBLE                 AS A    SPANIARD
 COOKING              LIKE A    BRIT
 AVAILABLE              AS A    BELGIAN
 FAMOUS                 AS A    LUXUMBOURGER
 CONTROLLED             AS AN   ITALIAN
 DRIVING              LIKE A    FRENCH
 ORGANIZED              AS A    GREEK
 DISCREET               AS A    DANE
 GENEROUS               AS A    DUTCHMAN
 HUMOROUS               AS A    GERMAN
 SOBER                  AS AN   IRISHMAN

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