Hardpan wrote:
> THE RULES
>
>
> - Be inconsiderate, don't listen to her problems. Anyone a woman
tells
> her problems to is someone she will not sleep with. Besides, if
you're
> the guy she's pouring her heart out to about her relationship
> problems, chances are the guy she's sleeping with doesn't give a
crap
> what she thinks and that's why she's sleeping with him.

Ain't it the truth.  I'll also point out that life is too short to
listen to someone squawking about her bf, job, and so on, especially
when she has no intention of fixing whatever the problems are.  She
doesn't even want you to suggest solutions, and some will even resent
you for doing so.  She just wants you to listen, to what end I have no
idea.  Don't do it.  Be too busy.

> ------------------------------------
> - Be unreliable - don't be there to answer a call, especially on the
> weekends. Leave that to her male "friends", you know, the pussies
that
> are too timid to actually "close the deal" and sleep with her
like
> they truly want to.

Well I don't know about that.  You could answer the call and see what
she wants.  If it's to chat, you can say you're busy, and you'll be
right.  There is always something better to do than talk to a girl on
the phone.  If she calls to set up a date, set it up, and then finish
the call.

> ------------------------------------
> - Do NOT be dependable. Do not be easily accessible. You do NOT want
> to be around when she needs someone to help her move. That's what
her
> male friends are for.

And you can be sure she wouldn't do the same favor for you.  Help your
male friends, because those are real friendships, and they'll get you
out of a bind too.  But when a girl wants you to move furniture for
her, forget it.  Watching the mid-day movie on AMC would be preferable.

> ------------------------------------
> - Don't spend more than $30.00 on a date, $0 (zero dollars) is
> preferable. A better idea is not to take her out to dinner at all.

Well that all depends on whether a date gets you what you want.  If you
spend that, and then you spend the next four hours in bed with her,
you've spent $15 on a four-hour romp.  (The other $15 was for your
food.  Dating is somewhat of an excuse to treat yourself to a nice
meal.)  But if, after dinner, you gather from the conversation that
your money was spent in vain, you can still avoid spending more on her.

> Leave that to the chumps. Tell her to hook up with you for a drink
> after she has dinner with the chump. Why waste your money otherwise?
> A woman knows in the first few minutes of meeting you whether or not
> she'll want to sleep with you.

But you don't know.

> It doesn't matter how much you spend on
> her after knowing that. And if it does matter, she's a whore
anyway,
> so you can weed her out. Why spend money to validate her worth at
your
> expense?

If you swear off meal hoes, you greatly shrink the pool of potential
lovers.

> And what do you think that says about what she thinks about you?

It doesn't really matter what she thinks.  It's what she does.

> - Never tell her when she asks if you're seeing someone, that
you're
> not. It's a test question. She's probably going out with other
people
> too. Telling her you're not seeing anyone does NOT improve your
> chances. Making women know that you're in demand is your best
weapon
> to get sex. Give her a nice cryptic answer

Absolutely.  It's none of her business anyway.  You've made no
committments to her.

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> - Don't leave the toilet seat down if you don't have to. I'm
sure she
> evokes the rules of equality only when it benefits her, but does an
> immediate about-face when it's a traditional "courtesy" that
men do

You can do her an even greater courtesy by giving her valuable advice.
Ask her how many wet asses it will take before she finally learns to
look at the seat before sitting.  They will go to all out war over the
seat, because if you leave it up, they'll fall in.  But whose fault is
that?  No matter how they slice it, they can't blame anyone else if
they fall into a toilet.
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