Former Governor Sarah Palin recently gave an extremely illuminating account
of  Paul Revere's famous midnight ride. Well, as it turns out, Sarah
"Barracuda"  has lots more important history lessons to share.
Our crackerjack researchers  found 10 and listed them below, but we're
looking for 10 more! Leave your  Sarah Palin History Lessons in the
comments below or tweet them to {at}TeamCoco  with the hashtag #PalinHistory.
We'll pick our favorites and fill out the  list.
The Terrible 20: Sarah Palin History Lessons

George Washington chopped down a cherry tree to whittle himself a pair of
new  dentures.
James Garfield is best remembered for popularizing naps and lasagna.
Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was 4520 Jackson St., Gettysburg, PA  17325
The Roaring 20s marked a dark period in US History when lions roamed the  streets.
The Great Depression could have been averted if Dr. Prozac had invented his
 famous pills earlier.
The Louisiana Purchase was the first time a woman accepted a strand of
plastic  beads in exchange for exposing her breasts.
The Underground Railroad is what they call subways in England.
Watergate is Washington D.C.'s largest water park, the deep throat is its 
steepest slide.
The Pilgrims had to flee England to freely practice their religion of
teaching  Injuns to plant corn.
The Boston Tea Party was thrown by a refreshingly fearless patriot named 
Jebediah Snapple.

but there are still 10 more. I'll post the rest later.
-Conan show on TBS

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