Hi gang,
I just came across this from another provider, and thought that you
might get a chuckle out of it.  after all, they say that laughter is
the best medicine, right?
         The Twelve Promises for Beginners
1.  You will know your full name and address.
2.  You will be able to shave yourself.
3.  You will be able to dress and undress yourself.
4.  You will know the town, state, and country you're in.
5.  You will be able to find socks that match.
6.  You will be able to smoke without burning yourself, your clothes or
     the furniture.
7.  You will love the fear of God.
8.  You will spend less time in the bathroom.
9.  You will be able to walk a straight line and pass the balloon test.
10. You will love the fear of police cars.
11. You will be able to answer the door without looking through the
    little hole.
12. You will realize what a hell of a mess you have been and thank God
    for AA.
So, did you enjoy it?
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