*** Quoting LARRY POST from a message to JEFF WEINER ***
 JW> Oh, consider the problems of our oldest, the svelt, 7-lb Stormdoor,
 JW> climbing up my leg to my lap, whilst I shoot the keys.
 JW> Ouch!
LP>    I've been there & done that.  Patches, my black & white kitty 
LP> picks    the darnest times to jump in my lap and insist that I pet 
LP> him,    while I'm in the middle of something on the computer.  All of 
LP> a    sudden I get an armload of purring kitty.
Awww!
LP> ... I have a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
You're complaining?!
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