From: "Mark" 

... and Edgar Rice Burroughs' "Synthetic Men of Mars" that are
guarding them


"Rich Gauszka"  wrote in message
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> Wait till Bush discovers Saddam's WMD cache on Titan
>
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> "Mark"  wrote in message
news:4331c8ab$1{at}w3.nls.net...
>>I gotta admit, your entry on this subject is much more entertaining than
>>my rather mundane rover emissions take on it 
>>
>> So, it turns out too, that Bush is right again, we *will* need to get to
>> Mars as our planet boils and turns into Venus, then leapfrog from Mars
>> onward as the sun continues to heat up each successive planet.
>>
>> "Gary Britt"  wrote in message
>> news:4331c69c$1{at}w3.nls.net...
>>> Polar ice caps on Mars are shrinking.  The Democrats and the UN/World
>>> community have rushed to microphones to Blame the USA and Bush for
>>> failing
>>> to adopt the Kyoto treaty as the prime cause for Martian Global Warming.
>>> No
>>> doubt the intensity of storms are increasing on Mars as we speak, and
>>> Dems
>>> are poised to blame Bush for being anti-Martian for failing to
>>> adequately
>>> protect those of the Martian Race.  The new head of FEMA just told CNN
>>> that
>>> he was "not aware of any plan to evacuate
Mars"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   CNN
>>> is
>>> outraged at this comment, and in an editorial broadcast today CNN has
>>> called
>>> for the resignation of the head of FEMA.  Saying, "anyone
not aware of
>>> the
>>> need to evacuate Mars in the face of this horrible destruction of the
>>> native
>>> Martian environment due to USA greed is just too out of touch with the
>>> real
>>> world to run an agency as important as FEMA".
>>>
>>> Cindy Sheehan has called for a march on Washington to protest USA GDP
>>> and
>>> wealth creation as the sole cause of the destruction of the Martian
>>> polar
>>> ice cap.
>>>
>>> Jesse Jackson is quoted as saying this attack by the Bush administration
>>> upon the environment of the peace loving people of Mars is a direct
>>> result
>>> of the Martians support for slavery reparations and the Bush
>>> administration's racist anti-black attitudes.
>>>
>>> Film at 11:00 PM!!!!
>>>
>>> Gary
>>>
>>>
>>> http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mgs/newsroom/20050920a.html
>>>
>>> And for three Mars summers in a row, deposits of frozen carbon dioxide
>>> near
>>> Mars' south pole have shrunk from the previous year's size, suggesting a
>>> climate change in progress.
>>>
>>>
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