* Forwarded (from: PR_NET) by Roy J. Tellason using timEd 1.01.
* Originally from Chris Meissen (176:500/0) to All.
* Original dated: Jan 30 '98, 00:41
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APPLICATION FOR WHITE HOUSE INTERNSHIP
Greetings prospective White House interns!
This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing
America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the
"Head Man" do his job.  We expect that 1998 will be the most
exciting one yet!
Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this
demanding, yet rewarding program?  Check this out:
 * Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing
   political scene of the hottest city in the world!
 * Get up close and personal with some of America's movers
   and shakers!
 * See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show
   you!
 * Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential
   activities!
Sound like it's for you?  Just listen to this testimonial from a
former intern:
  "I couldn't believe it!  After only a few months on the job
   answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing
   the president.  Getting involved in executive branch affairs
   is just fantastic."
            -M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills, CA
As you can see, being a White House intern is more than long hours,
hot debates and touchy national issues.
Still interested? Fill out this information form and send it back to
the White House at:  president@whitehouse.gov
                 Name:
                 Hometown:
                 Sex: F__ Age:
                 Measurements: (required for medical purposes)
                 How many beers it takes to get you...
                     ...Giggly:
                     ...Drunk:
                     ...Hot:
                     ...To lie to a federal prosecutor:
 Quick quiz:
      You've always considered the White House:
       a)      a monument to democracy
       b)      the place where great leaders meet
       c)      vaguely erotic
       d)      extremely erotic
      Hillary Clinton is a(n):
       a)      model wife and mother
       b)      icon of late 20th century femininity
       c)      obstacle
       d)      inappropriate companion for the leader of the free world
      You've always wanted to know more about the President's:
       a)      Israeli policies
       b)      childhood in Hope, Ark.
       c)      romper room
       d)      "monument to democracy"
      My social life as an intern would likely consist of:
       a)      hitting Georgetown bars with the other interns
       b)      reading, study
       c)      late nights working at the White House
       d)      late nights working the White House
Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d.
Scores of 16 can start tomorrow.  Scores of 12 and above, please call soon.
Uncle Sam wants you.
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 -- Chris Meissen
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It divides power among the sovereigns and among the branches 
of government precisely so that we may resist the temptation 
to concentrate power in one location as an expedient solution 
to the problems of the day."  -- Justice Antonin Scalia in the 
majority Supreme Court decision on the Brady Law
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