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echo: virus_info
to: SHELDON LAMB
from: GORDON FREY
date: 1997-02-24 19:56:00
subject: monitor-destroying virus

On (24 Feb 97) Sheldon Lamb wrote to Adam Csik...
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 SL> ...The only virus capable of such things is one called
 SL> "Head-up-the-arse-itis"...it is commonly caused by long nights of too
 SL> much coffee and too little rest and nourishment while assembling
 SL> systems...it's major symptoms are: bleary eyes ;incoherent mumblings
 SL> and; a general lack of attention to habits of personal hygiene...in
 SL> only the most extreme of cases do you see incidents such as the
 SL> monitor explosion.
HOW TRUE
Gordon
... Teenagers are God's punishment for enjoying sex!
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