Hello George,

On 01.10.2003 at 11:40, George Pope wrote to Bo Simonsen:

 BS>>  GP> Maybe 150 miles or so -- it's not the border, I think, but the
 BS>>  GP> different political approaches to education quality!

 BS>> Okay, that's understandable then it's two different countries.

 GP> There're lots on both sides of the U.S. & Canada border who might
 GP> believe we're not such separate countries! :)

The same in southern Denmark, some people in Northern Germany are speaking Danish!

 BS>>  GP> Maybe I'll make it to the NEXT "'30's"!

 BS>> I seriusly hope so I do..

 GP> You seriously hope you do (make it to 2030) (if you were born in
 GP> '83, I suspect you should!)

Indeed :-) I'm not from the "no future generation" 

 BS>> No I'm borned in 1983, So I'm not very old 

 GP> I was born in 1967 so I'm at the old end of BBS & Fidonet users!
 GP> 

Not the oldest one ;-) Actually the Fidonet generation is mostly from
1967... The pure young ones did quite fast then the Internet
"boom" came..

 BS>>  BS>> I believe too.. I'm 55 degrees..

 BS>>  GP> Wow!  I'm 37 degrees (or 98.6 in Fahrenheit!)

 BS>> Well not temperature, but 37 degress parallel .. Maybe the same as
 BS>> 37th parallel?

 GP> Yup, if you'd said "at the 37th parallel" I'd not have had an
 GP> opportunity to make light of the ambiguous way you DID state it!
 GP> *LOL* :) (all in good humour, of course! *smile*)

Haha ;) Ofcause it's.. :)

 BS>>  GP> How is it you can survive being 55 degrees in EITHER measurement?
 BS>> *g*

 BS>> Well in Europe it's means 37 degrees 

 GP> Say what? What means?  I'm 37`C or 98.6`F :)

I just wrote it because you couldn't laught at me then ;)

 BS>>  BS>  GP>> (and one in Danish ("danski"?) :)

 BS>>  BS>> Dansk! :)

 BS>>  GP> Sie sind wilkommen!

 BS>> Vielen dank (That's german :))

 GP> Oh well, I was deliberately mixing things up to be funny!

Yes, it's more like dutch if we mix scandinavian languages and German.

 BS>>  GP> She might've been blonde!  Don't you have a majority of blonde
 BS>>  GP> girls in Denmark?
 BS>>
 BS>> I really don't know, I guess it's kinda different :-) But my favorite
 BS>> is blond girls (I've brown hair by my self). I like those typically
 BS>> scandinavian with blond hair and blue eyes :-)

 GP> You "don't know" if there's a large percentage of blonde girls when
 GP> you look at a group of Danes? (crowds on the streets/sidewalks, for
 GP> example)?

I guess it might be 50/50, but IMHO is there more blond girls, maybe it's
because I'm allways looking after them ;-)

 BS>> If I end up with a blond girl, she might get sick of me, because of my
 BS>> blond jokes ("Blondine jokes" in danish :))

 GP> When it comes to "getting your oil changed" it would behoove you to
 GP> practice a certain amount of tact & discretion with the members of
 GP> the Beautiful Sex that you might have interest in!

Hmm.. I'm not sure that I understand..

 BS>>  BS>> Slut = A woman who fucks everyone, just without
money (slut vs.
 BS>>  BS>> whore).?

 BS>>  GP> SLUT(n): a girl who fucks everyone

 BS>> Such girls are actually existing..

 GP> Of course!
 GP> Men, too!

Yeah, I guess men are worser.. 

 BS>>  GP> BITCH(n): a girl who fucks everyone EXCEPT YOU

 BS>> Oh now I understand, there lots of those girls..

 GP> Yup! :|

I've known some of them.. Amazing in such a short life 

 BS>> What about a Cunt, is that a _very_ dirty one?

 GP> A "cunt" is probably the most vulgar term for vagina and thus is
 GP> used to derogatorily refer to some women (a far more intensive
 GP> insult than "bitch")

Okay.

 GP> "ditch-pig" is the current term for a disgustingly dirty
"slut"
 GP> (one with especially low morals and/or lack of selectivity)

Actually if you pronounce 'pig' in danish it means dick. ;) But mostly it's the same!

 BS>> Actually I believe it's funnier to communicate with people over
 BS>> Fidonet, so I jump over this step ;)

 GP> It's "more fun"? ("funnier" means "more
able to make you laugh") 

Yeah okay.

 BS>> HAHAAHAHAH! That was a good one!

 GP> Glad you liked!

:-)

 GP> More funnies like that in FUNNY echo!
 GP> Or ONE more right here!

 GP> Like this one, on the topic of Europe. . .

 GP> THE PERFECT EUROPEAN SHOULD BE :

 GP>  TECHNICAL              AS A    PORTUGESE
 GP>  HUMBLE                 AS A    SPANIARD
 GP>  COOKING              LIKE A    BRIT

Like floyd? ;)

 GP>  AVAILABLE              AS A    BELGIAN
 GP>  FAMOUS                 AS A    LUXUMBOURGER
 GP>  CONTROLLED             AS AN   ITALIAN
 GP>  DRIVING              LIKE A    FRENCH
 GP>  ORGANIZED              AS A    GREEK
 GP>  DISCREET               AS A    DANE

Hmm.. Danes are not discreet, they are noisy..

 GP>  GENEROUS               AS A    DUTCHMAN
 GP>  HUMOROUS               AS A    GERMAN
 GP>  SOBER                  AS AN   IRISHMAN

Drunk like a irish man ;)

 GP> I am the moderator of FIDONET's "FUNNY Jokes and Stories" echo
 GP> (come on by!) :)

:-)

Regards,
        Bo

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